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Tuesday, April 15, 2003

There are many days on which Boy Bond didn’t pee in his pants, but 4.14 most certainly wasn’t among them. At 1:27 p.m. EDT, Boy was sent to the time out room. Jason Toxicroak had been touching Boy’s groin all day. After a few more minutes, Boy peed in his pants. The teacher was very shocked. Boy hurried to the classroom hoping to pee before the afternoon bus ride. Unfortunately for him, the teacher kicked down the bathroom door and dried his groin with her fingers.



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