Babies born on November 30, 1988 Turn 29 Today

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Thursday, November 30, 2017

To a world that greeted them twenty-nine years ago less than a week after Thanksgiving in 1988, they were known as the 11.30.88 babies. But they are sure not babies no more. That day, a swarm of monsters of unknown identity travelled all around the United States of America to force every person who was alive at the time to dislike certain human names. Those born on or after December 1, 1988 were not affected. This affected Daniel Feingold, but not Thomas Bonanno (born July 30, 1991). The monsters told the people who were alive at the end of Nov. 1988 to dislike the name Clitus and its various forms Cletus, Cletis, and so on. This explains why on Yahoo Answers, many people say they don’t like those names. Had those questions been asked today instead of eleven years ago, the results would be much more positive instead, as the 25-year-olds of today were born in 1993, not 1982, and 1993 1988 but 1982 1988. A recent study shows that the approval rating of said names have increased significantly in the last 25 years.



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