Jetliitus

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Friday, August 28, 2015

Jetlitus Jetlitus is a disease you can get because you have extraordinary skills in the art of jung fou, an ancient japagolian art. This art consists of riding horses and fighting with a bow. It is spelled ឭឰឮចរ៚. The meaning of this word is literally translated to “fruits and veggies are Banana” This art was called this because Banana. Japagolians worship Banape the Banana Grape god he created all Bananas and grapes. Acording to Japagolian legend you can only eat twelve bananas a day or the Banape will strike you with a hailstorm of grapes.



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  • Banana. “[ Jet li]” — apple, grape
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